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After dinosaurseatyourpeas brought it up, I’ve been pondering what are the most exciting things to have in your mouth, beyond macarons.

But I didn’t really get beyond ‘the entire cast of teen wolf’ and have been exploring the implications of that for while. Then I remembered hearing about this lady porn star a few years ago who was gunning for the like…. world record of how many men had consecutively boned her, but she was so, so close to breaking the record but her fanny tore and had to stop.

I know it’s only the mouth but thinking of that poor fanny made me a little emotional and for the greater good, I would just have to soldier on through having teen wolf in my mouth.

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